by Andrew Henderson
I did it. I have crossed over to the dark side. I’m ashamed of who I am now. I have become what I used to despise. I am not myself anymore.
After many years of putting up a fight, I have finally been struck down. Sigh…
I am now an eater of vegetables. And after standing my ground for so many years, I have no say in the matter. Apparently, my wife wants me to be around for a long, long time.
Yes, I now eat vegetables. It still sounds funny to me as I say that.